$100的感謝

          $100的感謝

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.

一個小男孩向上帝禱告要一百元，經過一個禮拜沒結果。

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to

GOD , USA . They decided to send it to President Obama.

他決定改用寫信向上帝要。美國郵局人員看信上收信人寫著：上帝，美國；就把信轉到白宮歐巴馬總統手上。

Obama was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill. He thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

歐巴馬總統指示秘書給小男孩寄去五元錢，心想，為一個小男孩來說已經夠多了。

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:

小男孩收到錢後，坐下來開始寫感謝函：

Dear God:

Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington , D.C. and those assholes took $ 95.00 in taxes.

 親愛的上帝， 感謝您賞賜的錢，我發現因為某些原因讓您的信件經過華府轉過來，而且華府這些王八蛋竟然扣了我95元的稅。